Hi! She's Cheesy. She's happy to meet you. Cheesy just woke up. Cheesy was hibernating. Here are some good-morning greetings that Cheesy would like to share with you.
1. Wiki-wa, wiki-wa, wiki-wiki-wa-wa wess, Jim Wess, desperado. Rough rider? No, you don't want nada.
2. What sound do the heebie-geebies make?
a) meeeeeoooooooow
b) ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka
c) Ska-bo-beh, babadaba ba-bo-beh, I'm the Scatman!
d) None of the above
e) All of the above
Answer: (e). Which by process of elimination means (d).
3. Shizzle on my hizzle, what the fizzle? Let it drizzle.
4. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is not a dream.
5. If you split a banana, you get a banana split. So to get a split banana, do you have to banana a split?
6. With a knick-knack patty-whack, give the dog a bone: this old cheese came rolling home!
7. Horse walks into bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?"
8. And now you better be ready, Betty, cause spring is a-comin in, and Cheesy is spreading the fevah! Fever in the morning, fever in the evening, fever at suppertime. With fever on a bagel, you can have fever any time!
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